wrigley field is MILF paradise
I want to make a zoo with you.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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