Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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