I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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