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can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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