i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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