Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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