Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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