Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is it because I queefed?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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