I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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