ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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