I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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