I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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