We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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