he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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