I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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