He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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