You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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