Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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