do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You were trust falling into bushes
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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