I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
