Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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