Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
