life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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