...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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