Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I love you. Go after that dick
Randomize
