why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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