Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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