just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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