is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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