My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
dude. I can hear the air.
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