I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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