It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
they call him Oral-B. enough said
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Randomize
