i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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