No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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