Small penises have feelings too.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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