i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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