My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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