She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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