The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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