I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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