That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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