sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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