i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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