Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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