thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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