I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
