she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Dick very happy bro
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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