You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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