# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she smelled like a LAN party
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She's the barista slut.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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