Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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