susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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