Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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