OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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